If i come over, it means nothing
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just tell him i said nine months
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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