Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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