Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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