So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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