She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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