Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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