i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
