A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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