so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
