ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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