so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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