So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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