you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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