I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him