we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?