i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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