Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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