Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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