I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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