The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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