How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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