Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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