in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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