This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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