i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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