There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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