doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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