ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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