I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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