Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
