I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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