I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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