Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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