the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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