Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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