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  • are you fucking kidding me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Hahahaha happened to me :P

    Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:49am
  • eww then you have to retake it. not ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:18pm
  • maybe you were preparing yourself for the worst...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:34pm
  • I hope you use a backup. (and that's not how you get a deviated septum)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:27pm
  • you prob tilted your head back too far when you took it and it went in your nasal passage. i know someone that did that with tylenol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Free birth control: anal sex

    Submitted by dddawg on Apr 30, 11 at 10:56am
  • That's the cocaine honey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Birth Control = cumming in mouth and not vag? WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29pm
  • lets hope it wasnt a nuva ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:33am
  • Diaphragm? Sponge? Spermicide?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:09pm
  • that happens with food when i ralf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:03pm
  • shoulda just stuck it up the vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:53pm
  • too much coke will do this too you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:57pm
  • You're doing it wrong lol

    Submitted by crzyldy123 on May 13, 12 at 11:10pm
  • black ppl r inferior to ze whiteppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:28pm
  • ^^ WTF?????????????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:36am
  • Leave it up to Johnson County or Wyandotte for that matter to sneeze up a pill....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 6:14... that was just stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Lmao @ 4:34 I once came in my ex's nostril, so I can relate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:12pm
  • don't you just hate when that happens?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:43pm
  • were you trying to snort it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:37pm
  • What the hell are your snorting it? your nose is for two things: Smelling, blowing out when under water, and snorting coke, not birth control ya dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Ummm vaginal supository... Vaginal...not nasal. Lesson learned....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:36pm
  • didn't mean for it to sound like i was the OP when i posted at 1:10. lol and 1:33 i'm assuming it wasn't a nuva ring seeing as how those are placed in the vag and arent in pill form. ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:40am
  • Maybe she threw it up.... and it came out of her nose?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:03pm
  • check out the stuff on the "ijustwanttotellyou" site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:43pm
  • If this is the pill and it pulled a milk out the nose sort of idea, the unfortunate part is you're gonna have to take that snot covered shit again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:31pm
  • why don't you try getting your head out your ASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:58pm
  • As long as it wasn't a condom, I think you're ok.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:18pm
  • you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:10pm
  • how do you mistake your nose for your mouth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Could've been the cocaine the cocaine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 7:50pm
  • i hate black ppl also

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:26am
  • They work much better if you hold them between your knees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Stay classy, Johnson County. Or I guess maybe Wyandotte, but I'm going with JoCo on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I feel like I know who this happened to....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:02am
  • thats how you get a deviated septum. from the blow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:06pm
  • 10:06 i got a deviated septum from gettin hit with a baseball bat when i was 9. not from doing blow. blow eats away at the nasal cavity. you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:10am
  • Well if THAT isn't the weirdest thing I've ever read...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:44pm
  • cocaine...gets me sneazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:01pm
  • @1:10 the thing about the deviated septum from coke is a joke from a movie. you're a dumb cunt if you took that seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Last time I put it in her nose...she asked if it was in yet... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Would you suck a mans dick after he pulled it out your ASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:01pm