Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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