I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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