Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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