like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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