Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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