everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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