i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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