matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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