Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Oh Jesus.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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