I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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