Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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