If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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