He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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