just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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