How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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