When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
This toilet bowl is my home.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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