you didnt know i had herpes?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
pray to the hookup gods
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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