Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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